Luke(6): It’s not a magic wand!
Maya(3): Yes it is!
Luke: No it isn’t!
Maya (waving her magic wand): Yes it is! Abra-cadabra, make him stop talking.
Luke to me: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Me: Your daddy. I don’t really dress up for Halloween.
Luke: Why?
Me: Cuz I don’t want to.
Luke: But why don’t you?
Me: Umm….because I […]
Chez Five packed up and moved to a different house. It’s bigger, newer, has less yard work, and the kids didn’t have to change schools. All in all, a good move.
Boy 5 and Girl 3 have been out exploring the neighborhood, meeting the neighbors by…begging for food!
They were out playing last Saturday, taking advantage of […]
Her Hotness will look you in the face and lie to you.
Exhibit A
Boy 5: Dad, can we go up on the roof and look down the chin—chimmey…chim-a-ny?
Me: No.
Boy 5: Why?
Me: Because the chimney is covered up. We can’t see down it.
Boy 5: Well how will Santa come down the chimney?
Me: (Turning up the radio) Oh, […]
Girl 2 was upset last night because Her Hotness wouldn’t play hide and seek with her during dinner. When she’d had enough, she stomped off to find her blankie, howling all the way to her room. She cried in there for a few minutes then whimpered back into the living room where Boy 4 was […]
The boys introduced Girl 2 to king of the hill over the weekend. The couch was the hill. A large stack of pillows and towels and blankets made for a soft landing.
Yesterday, Boy 4 and Girl 2 wanted to play it again, but we were trying to get the house in order and wouldn’t […]
Artwork by Boy 7. I was wearing my Ninja suit that day.-->
